At a recent lacrosse game between Stevenson College and Haverford College, sportscaster Glenn Clark decided to treat himself and the fans to a barrage of classic Tom Haverford quotes.

You'll need a frankly worrying knowledge of Tom's life and times in Pawnee to get anywhere close to 100% on this quiz. The answers are at the end as ever, so good luck!

But we can't all be as fierce on the dance floor or at the club as Tom, and sometimes it's smart to take a few lessons from the master. Haverford, as he constantly reminds us, is eternally ...